Fasten your seatbelt. We’re off to the moon.
Nice. Have they opened a day spa up there?
Not but, though if anyone does, you could be certain it will likely be Amanda Chantal Bacon, the most recent wellness guru taking the US by storm.
Bacon! Are we certain she’s a wellness guru?
Don’t fret – she’s vegan. However possibly we simply ought to name her ACB to keep away from any unwelcome anti-wellness vibes.
She’s the title behind LA model Moon Juice, purveyor of wellness merchandise claiming transformative powers and adored by celebs like Shailene Woodley and Goopy Gwyneth.
Why ought to I do know the ABC of ACB?
A few of her skincare vary has simply grow to be accessible right here in Australia. All her merchandise are based mostly round adaptogenics – therapeutic plant components with stress-busting properties. You may need to be an early adapter.
Moons, juice, herbs … this all rings a bell. Did not ACB hit the headlines for having the world’s weirdest breakfast?
Admittedly, it isn’t your commonplace espresso and cereal.
In line with a current interview, ACB begins the day with a 6.30am ‘copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea’, adopted by a drink containing vanilla mushroom protein, stone floor almond powder, Mind Mud, cordyceps, reishi, maca and Shilajit resin.
Then, she says: “I throw ho shou wu and pearl in as a part of my magnificence regime. I chase it with three quinton pictures for mineralization and two lipospheric vitamin B-complex packets for vitality.”
We simply sailed proper previous the moon and into one other universe solely.
Oh, and at 9.30am ACB snacks on a piece of bee pollen and activated cashews.
Is there something right here for a citizen of planet earth?
ACB’s ‘Dusts’ are furiously fashionable: Mind Mud, Intercourse Mud, Energy Mud and extra.
Once I hear ‘mud,’ I attain for the Dyson.
Not so quick. Intercourse mud guarantees to ‘ignite your inventive vitality out and in of the bed room’ and Mind Mud is all about ‘firming your brainwaves.’
So Bacon’s saying my brainwaves are flabby?
I’d argue that anybody who begins every day with a drink requiring each a dictionary and its personal mortgage is the one whose mind may want a bootcamp.
Should admit, I am discovering it laborious to dust-ify this one.
- Amy Cooper is a journalist who embraces wellness, however has additionally used kale to garnish a cocktail.